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Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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