Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just had sex bonerless
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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