38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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