i don't like sucking hair
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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