WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Terrible idea I love it
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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