Dual....:-)
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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