Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm gonna fight the coyote
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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