dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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