No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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