my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I am naked and annoyed.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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