is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She's not a foreskin expert like you
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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