I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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