It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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