I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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