Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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