yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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