I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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