then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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