I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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