Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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