I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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