Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
All the doctor said was why
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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