lets start a swedish sibling band together
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
how drunk are you?
Several
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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