handjob tips. give me some.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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