have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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