is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Randomize
