you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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