If that was your dad, he is hot
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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