You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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