Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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