Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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