OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
