Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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