My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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