I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She's the barista slut.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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