how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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