stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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