He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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