You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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