Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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