Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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