You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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