was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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