i barfeds in our rink
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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