it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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