Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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