i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Randomize
