Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
