normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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