I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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