this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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