NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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