she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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